It will be really very embarrassing if man's brain waves can be read.
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
Monday, May 14, 2007
Your Reputation: Example or Warning?
"Each of us must be committed to maintaining the reputation of all of us. And all of us must be committed to maintaining the reputation of each of us."
"Accuracy builds credibility."
- Jim Rohn
The Bible gives us a list of human stories on both sides of the ledger. One list of human stories is used as examples – do what these people did. Another list of human stories is used as warnings - don't do what these people did. So if your life story ever gets in one of these books, make sure they use it as an example, not a warning!
Remember: It only takes one lie to taint your entire testimony in a court of law. Honesty is a vital part of having a good reputation & credibility. Guard yours at all cost!
"Accuracy builds credibility."
- Jim Rohn
The Bible gives us a list of human stories on both sides of the ledger. One list of human stories is used as examples – do what these people did. Another list of human stories is used as warnings - don't do what these people did. So if your life story ever gets in one of these books, make sure they use it as an example, not a warning!
Remember: It only takes one lie to taint your entire testimony in a court of law. Honesty is a vital part of having a good reputation & credibility. Guard yours at all cost!
Live & Learn
Learn as if you were to live forever;
Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
- Author Unknown
Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
- Author Unknown
How much do you Make a Day?
A business owner decides to take a tour around his business & see how things are going. He goes down to the shipping docks & sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing.
The owner walks up to the young man & says, "Son, how much do you make a day?"
The guy replies, "150 dollars."
The owner pulls out his wallet, gives him $150, & tells him to get out & never come back.
A few minutes later, the shipping clerk asks the owner, "Have you seen that UPS driver?? I asked him to wait here for me!"
The owner walks up to the young man & says, "Son, how much do you make a day?"
The guy replies, "150 dollars."
The owner pulls out his wallet, gives him $150, & tells him to get out & never come back.
A few minutes later, the shipping clerk asks the owner, "Have you seen that UPS driver?? I asked him to wait here for me!"
Monday Blues
To all my readers who are going back to their 3-by4 feet cubicle, aka 'shit-hole' this Monday: Good luck!
"This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting."
- Author Unknown
"This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting."
- Author Unknown
Working Mother
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
- Jane Sellman
I agreed. All mothers are already working 24/7. Tough job, tough assignment, & tough character required.
Happy Mother's Day!
- Jane Sellman
I agreed. All mothers are already working 24/7. Tough job, tough assignment, & tough character required.
Happy Mother's Day!
Ah Beng's Long Distance Call
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU , lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU , lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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