You must have crossed the river before you may tell the crocodile he has bad breath.
Chinese Proverb
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
Monday, August 6, 2007
If You'll Just Learn How To...
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said. "And if you'll just learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said. "And if you'll just learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."
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