Learn as if you were to live forever;
Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
- Author Unknown
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
Monday, May 14, 2007
How much do you Make a Day?
A business owner decides to take a tour around his business & see how things are going. He goes down to the shipping docks & sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing.
The owner walks up to the young man & says, "Son, how much do you make a day?"
The guy replies, "150 dollars."
The owner pulls out his wallet, gives him $150, & tells him to get out & never come back.
A few minutes later, the shipping clerk asks the owner, "Have you seen that UPS driver?? I asked him to wait here for me!"
The owner walks up to the young man & says, "Son, how much do you make a day?"
The guy replies, "150 dollars."
The owner pulls out his wallet, gives him $150, & tells him to get out & never come back.
A few minutes later, the shipping clerk asks the owner, "Have you seen that UPS driver?? I asked him to wait here for me!"
Monday Blues
To all my readers who are going back to their 3-by4 feet cubicle, aka 'shit-hole' this Monday: Good luck!
"This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting."
- Author Unknown
"This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting."
- Author Unknown
Working Mother
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
- Jane Sellman
I agreed. All mothers are already working 24/7. Tough job, tough assignment, & tough character required.
Happy Mother's Day!
- Jane Sellman
I agreed. All mothers are already working 24/7. Tough job, tough assignment, & tough character required.
Happy Mother's Day!
Ah Beng's Long Distance Call
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU , lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU , lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
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