Too Many Idiots

As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out."

As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.

The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, & then raised a single eyebrow.

The soldier smiled & said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"

Rebuild

"When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound. Rebuild those plans & set sail once more toward your coveted goal."

- Napoleon Hill

Jealousy

O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!
It is the green-eyed monster, which doth mock
The meat it feeds on. That cuckold lives in bliss
Who, certain of his fate, loves not his wronger;
But O, what damned minutes tells he o'er
Who dotes, yet doubts--suspects, yet strongly loves!

William Shakespeare,
Othello
The Moor of Venice

沙滩

歌词：沙滩
歌手：陶喆

空无一人
这片沙滩
风吹过来
冷冷海岸
我轻轻抖落
鞋里的沙
看着我的脚印
OH 一个人一步步
好寂寞

看海有些绿
天有些蓝
那段爱情
有些遗憾
向不知不觉
游向海天
到最深的地方
才发现你早已经
放弃我

我听到海浪
温柔的呼吸
我看着云朵
飘来飘去
有什么方法
让自己真的忘记

ONLY BLUE
ONLY BLUE
爱让人好忧郁
我的心
我的心
蓝蓝地

我真的想
找一条船
能远远离开
这片沙滩
每次又回到
同样海边
还是会对你想念
想念你有点BLUE
没有人能向你
留给我的回忆
有点 BLUE

OH ONLY BLUE

Attempt the Impossible

"The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible - and achieve it, generation after generation."

Pearl S. Buck
1892-1973,
Pulitzer & Nobel Prize Winning Author

Miscommunication at the Airport

One day, an "Ang Moh" from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").

The Ang Moh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lady insisted. But lady still keep asking for forty cents in Cantonese. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.

The lady said "No! No!", "Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked,"Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English. The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and had sex with her.

The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" he said "OK! I'll suck it for you" and he took her both breasts and suck them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD.... in Malay). The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied.

Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied,"Not too long, just 6 inches only."

Small People

"Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."

Mark Twain
1835-1910,
Humorist and Writer