非你莫属

曲名：非你莫属
歌手：TANK

Talking:
你知道吗？
我很喜欢牵着你的手的感觉
发生什么样子
我好希望再来一次

懂得让我微笑的人
再没有谁比你有天份
轻易闯进我的心门
明天的美梦你完成

整个宇宙
浩瀚无边的尽头
每颗渺小星球
全都绕着你走

爱我, 非你莫属
我只愿守护
由你给我的幸福
爱我, 非你莫属
也许会
笑着哭
但那人是你所以
不怕苦 000...

懂得让我流泪的人　
给的感动一定是最深
在我心中留下伤痕　
你同时点亮了星辰

看...那麽多相遇
偏偏只和你
天造地设般产生奇蹟
哦...我心的缝隙
我想除了你
任谁也无法
填补这空虚

爱我, 非你莫属
我只愿守护
由你给我的幸福
爱我, 非你莫属
也许会
笑着哭
但那人是你所以
不怕苦

那人是你所以
不怕苦...0o0
不怕苦...

Cross First, Tell Later

You must have crossed the river before you may tell the crocodile he has bad breath.

Chinese Proverb

If You'll Just Learn How To...

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you'll just learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

Who's Turn is It?

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.

Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly.

The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says" Excuse me, you just farted before my wife."

The drunks replies," I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

2 Dangerous Elements

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Man and Woman's Bathroom

A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Some Can Count, Some Can't

A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"

"10" said the caddy.

"Great, you'll do perfectly!"