I've never been poor, only broke.
Being broke is only a temporary situation.
Being poor is a frame of mind.
Mike Todd
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
Monday, September 10, 2007
Sunday, September 9, 2007
My First Time with eBay!
.Just signed up my new ebay account. Never really bid anything before but thought of browsing around. Then this golf driver caught my attention:
.Min Bid: S$50.
My bid: S$50.
.Just trying my luck. I need another driver, anyway. Let you know later ...
Cock & Balls
COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party.
BALLS said: You big fucking liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE!
BALLS said: You big fucking liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE!
The Greatest Strength
He is greatest whose strength carries up the most hearts by the attraction of his own.
Henry Ward Beecher
Henry Ward Beecher
Saturday, September 8, 2007
Came From Behind
A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like?
Mama dog reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face" !
Mama dog reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face" !
Fortune in the Hands of Fools
A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune.
- Anonymous
And conversely, a misfortune in the hands of the wise may be transformed into great fortune!
- EagleBoy
- Anonymous
And conversely, a misfortune in the hands of the wise may be transformed into great fortune!
- EagleBoy
Friday, September 7, 2007
Pee Pee in MRT
This is a Singapore story (supposedly)... Hilarious! This is an encounter of friend's friend's friend (so don't know how true, but quite funny)
The male colleague had just boarded the train at Orchard MRT Station. He found a seat facing a woman and her 5 year old son (estimated). He soon realised that the boy was pestering his mum to bring him to the toilet.His mum whispered to him to hold on until Bugis station. He reluctantly obeyed.
After another station, he started begging to visit the loo again. At raised voice, his mum commanded to sit and behave himself. He sheepishly sat down but could only hold on for another station before springing up to announce that he was going to pee on the ground if not taken to the toilet immediately.
Completely annoyed, his mum threatened to give him a spank. Needless to say, all eyes were upon them by now. How can a woman be that tough on a little child?
Unable to hold on any longer, the boy suggested in Mandarin, "Mummy, you open your mouth and let me shi shi (Pee/Urine) inside".
Mum said, "don't talk nonsense, or I'll really smack you".
Boy said, "why daddy can, I cannot!!!??? "Ma,"..!!!....."
She alighted at the next stop.
The male colleague had just boarded the train at Orchard MRT Station. He found a seat facing a woman and her 5 year old son (estimated). He soon realised that the boy was pestering his mum to bring him to the toilet.His mum whispered to him to hold on until Bugis station. He reluctantly obeyed.
After another station, he started begging to visit the loo again. At raised voice, his mum commanded to sit and behave himself. He sheepishly sat down but could only hold on for another station before springing up to announce that he was going to pee on the ground if not taken to the toilet immediately.
Completely annoyed, his mum threatened to give him a spank. Needless to say, all eyes were upon them by now. How can a woman be that tough on a little child?
Unable to hold on any longer, the boy suggested in Mandarin, "Mummy, you open your mouth and let me shi shi (Pee/Urine) inside".
Mum said, "don't talk nonsense, or I'll really smack you".
Boy said, "why daddy can, I cannot!!!??? "Ma,"..!!!....."
She alighted at the next stop.
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