Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift.
"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," he says, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours."
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves.
"Now that you mention it," Bill replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
Monday, July 9, 2007
Joy Comes & Goes
Joy comes and goes, hope ebbs and flows
Like the wave;
Change doth unknit the tranquil strength of men.
Love tends life a little grace,
A few sad smiles; and then,
Both are laid in one cold place,
In the grave.
- Matthew Arnold
Like the wave;
Change doth unknit the tranquil strength of men.
Love tends life a little grace,
A few sad smiles; and then,
Both are laid in one cold place,
In the grave.
- Matthew Arnold
Sunday, July 8, 2007
Belief vs Afraid
"Belief in yourself, belief in your abilities, will override fear
almost every time. The only thing we are afraid of is what we are
capable of accomplishing."
- Rich DiGirolamo
almost every time. The only thing we are afraid of is what we are
capable of accomplishing."
- Rich DiGirolamo
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted in hassling him to no end until finally he gave in.
"OK!" he said with exasperation, "Follow me." and he flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats following close behind him. Down through the valley they went, across the river and into the deep forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly gathered around him.
"Do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted in hassling him to no end until finally he gave in.
"OK!" he said with exasperation, "Follow me." and he flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats following close behind him. Down through the valley they went, across the river and into the deep forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly gathered around him.
"Do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"
Art & Limits
Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
- Dawn French
- Dawn French
Spotless Future
No matter what your past has been, you have a spotless future.
- Anonymous
Isn't it good to know that you have a spotless future, despite having a messy past?
- Anonymous
Isn't it good to know that you have a spotless future, despite having a messy past?
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