歌曲：流言
歌手：林隆旋 & 周慧敏
专辑：知己知彼 (对唱精选辑)
(女)我一直以为
不会在乎他们谈论
就算是身边
已经充满
各种耳语
(男)但我却看到
你那美丽的脸
在多彩多姿
生活中渐渐苍白
渐渐苍白
(女)我一直以为
不会在乎
他们眼神
就算是身边
已经充满
指指点点
(男)但我却看到
你那灿烂的笑颜
在纷纷忧忧
话题中渐渐沉默
(合)渐渐改变
(男)流言传来传去
说不停不知道
何时能平息
(女)流言转来转去
请相信我的心
纯如往昔
(合)流言飘来散去
会随着每一天
淡去无痕迹
(女)但愿你相信
(男)我依然相信 (爱你)
(合)最真的心
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Goblins
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!".
So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?"
The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in."
The goblins replies "OK, you've got it."
Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes."
"OK, you've got that too."
"My last wish is a million dollars!"
The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me."
"OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?"
"I'm 27", she replies.
"Screw me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins!"
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!".
So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?"
The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in."
The goblins replies "OK, you've got it."
Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes."
"OK, you've got that too."
"My last wish is a million dollars!"
The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me."
"OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?"
"I'm 27", she replies.
"Screw me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins!"
Friday, September 14, 2007
Who's In-Charge?
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain: I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood: I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach: I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs: I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes: I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole: I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1: Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief.
Day 2: Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly.
Day 3: Legs got cramps and became unstable.
Day 4: Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5: Blood became toxic and poisoned the body.
Day 6: The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
Moral of the story:
NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE!!!
Brain: I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood: I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach: I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs: I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes: I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole: I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1: Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief.
Day 2: Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly.
Day 3: Legs got cramps and became unstable.
Day 4: Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5: Blood became toxic and poisoned the body.
Day 6: The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
Moral of the story:
NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE!!!
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Sick & Exhausted
A lady visited her doctor again.
Doctor: You look more sick & exhausted then before. Are you having 3 meals a day as I advised?
Lady: What? I thought you said 3 MALES a day!!!!
Doctor: You look more sick & exhausted then before. Are you having 3 meals a day as I advised?
Lady: What? I thought you said 3 MALES a day!!!!
Learning From Experience
There is only on thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience.
Archibald Mcleish
PS: Wah..., chim !?
Archibald Mcleish
PS: Wah..., chim !?
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Drown It!
Woman: Doctor, an ant entered my vagina, please take it out.
Doctor removes her panties and start making love .
Woman: What are you doing?
Doctor: This is the only way to drown the bastard!
Doctor removes her panties and start making love .
Woman: What are you doing?
Doctor: This is the only way to drown the bastard!
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