Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're quite ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're pretty ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're simply ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're too ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work.
(You're rather ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're very ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly down to your bones)
2. I'm celibate.
(You're damn ugly.)
1. Let's be friends.
(YOU'RE THE UGLIEST CREATURE I'VE EVER SEEN)
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
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