Guys: Sex is Good for You - R(A)

Dear Guys
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent............................ 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 387 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.......................... 8 Calories
With one hand............................ 22 Calories
With your teeth........................ 185 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.............................. 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris................... 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 892 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 112 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories
69 standing up......................... 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 386 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 400 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 972 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
Fake.................................. 515 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging...........................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately........................................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...........916 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over.............................Results are still pending…

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly........................................................ 32 Calories
In a hurry.................................................. 98 Calories!
With her father knocking at the door............. 1218 Calories!!
With your wife knocking at the door.............. 3521 Calories!!!

P.S.: Results for gals are still indefinite and pending, partly due to their sporadic moods and irregular behaviourial patterns. Keep coming to this blog and you may find out one day.