Mitch Hedberg Humor

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
I had my palm read. I wrote something on it first, to see if she would read that too.
I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
- Mitch Hedberg