Oscar Wilde's Collection I

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

Who, being loved, is poor?

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat (Shit!).

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.

- Oscar Wilde