10 Reasons Why a Vibrator is Better - R(A): 3/6

1. It never asks me to suck its dick.
2. It never asks me to swallow.
3. It never pushes my head down towards it & tries to force me to give it a blow job.
4. It never can’t get up & begs for some oral to assist it in rising to the occasion.
5. It never spits nasty cum at me.
6. It doesn’t leave a nasty wet spot.
7. It doesn’t pout & make me feel like I’m fucking a small child.
8. It doesn’t think natural bodily functions are taboo.
9. It doesn’t make crude comments about “periods”, PMS or anything to do with douches.
10. It makes me happy, really, really happy