10 Reasons Why A Vibrator is Better - R(A): 1/6

1.It understands if I’m suddenly no longer in the mood.
2. It would never dream of cheating on me.
3. It’s always ready, willing & able.
4. It’s never rough or angry.
5. It never gives me the silent treatment.
6. It never treats me like shit for no reason.
7. It never bosses me around.
8. It never stops doing what it’s doing, right when I’m about to come.
9. It costs very little to maintain.
10.It never hogs the remote.