10 Resaons Why a Vibrator is Better - R(A): 5/6

1. It never tells me I’m fat.
2. It never criticizes me.
3. It never makes me feel like a cheap whore (unless I want it to).
4. It never demands a blowjob, as if it is his God given right.
5. It guarantees satisfaction & multiple orgasms.
6. It never whines or begs.
7. It never demands sex in repayment for dinner or a movie.
8. Its always FUN to be around.
9. It doesn’t need a bunch of coddling to perform.
10. It doesn’t snore, belch, fart or hog the covers.