Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears & he answered, "I was ironing a shirt & the phone ring, lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron & stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!"
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
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