After a two-year long study, The National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America's recreational preferences:
The sport of choice for:
Male unemployed or incarcerated individuals is BASKETBALL.
Male maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
Male front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
Male supervisors is BASEBALL.
Male middle management is TENNIS.
Male corporate officers is GOLF.
Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become...
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
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