Let's Play Ball!

After a two-year long study, The National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America's recreational preferences:

The sport of choice for:

Male unemployed or incarcerated individuals is BASKETBALL.
Male maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
Male front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
Male supervisors is BASEBALL.
Male middle management is TENNIS.
Male corporate officers is GOLF.

Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become...