Why Finger is Better than the Cock - R(A): 2/10

1. Your fingers won't just fall asleep afterwards.
2. Your fingers don't want you to meet *their* family.
3. You don't get jealous of your fingers.
4. Your fingers don't mind if you fall asleep afterwards.
5. Your fingers won't let you down.
6. Your fingers don't want to watch a football match instead.
7. Your mother won't critisize your fingers.
8. You can't get pregnant from your fingers.
9. Your fingers don't need batteries.
10. People aren't surprised to find you have them.