Why Finger is Better than the Cock - R(A): 1/10

1. You don't have to smile at them afterwards.
2. You don't have to get out of bed to fetch them.
3. They don't get tired before you do.
4. You always know where your fingers have been.
5. For variety, you have ten to choose from.
6. They are also useful *out* of bed.
7. You can stop if you want to.
8. Your fingers don't want to meet your family.
9. Your fingers don't get jealous.
10. Your fingers don't smell.