1. It doesn’t make requests.
2. It goes at my pace.
3. It gets me off FASTER than a man.
4. It gets me off more intensely than a man.
5. It doesn’t mind if I want to fall asleep after I get off.
6. It doesn’t slap my ass.
7. It doesn’t make me get on my knees & get hit from the back.
8. I don’t have put on any sort of theatrical performance to get off.
9. I am never ashamed to wear granny undies in front of it.
10. It doesn’t stop suddenly to answer its cellphone.
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
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