There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American & a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool & jump, you shout what you want the pool of Water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped & shouted "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming & drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same & shouted, "VODKA" & immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next & he jumped & shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last was the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool & shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."
Moral of the story: THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
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