What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant;
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
PANIC is when both are pregnant!
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
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