A nun went for a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told her she was pregnant, she cried and said,
"Shit,we can't even trust cucumber anymore!"
Why Medtronic Stock Marched Higher on Monday
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King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
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