Greeks vs Italians

A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."
The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek says, "We had great mathematicians."
The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on for hours, until finally the Greek lights up and says... "We invented sex."
The Italian nods slowly and thinks, then replies, "That is true -- but it was Italians who introduced it to women."

Guys: Sex is Good for You - R(A)

Dear Guys
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent............................ 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 387 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.......................... 8 Calories
With one hand............................ 22 Calories
With your teeth........................ 185 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.............................. 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris................... 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 892 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 112 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories
69 standing up......................... 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 386 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 400 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 972 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
Fake.................................. 515 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging...........................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately........................................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...........916 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over.............................Results are still pending…

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly........................................................ 32 Calories
In a hurry.................................................. 98 Calories!
With her father knocking at the door............. 1218 Calories!!
With your wife knocking at the door.............. 3521 Calories!!!

P.S.: Results for gals are still indefinite and pending, partly due to their sporadic moods and irregular behaviourial patterns. Keep coming to this blog and you may find out one day.

Problems in Different Hands

My life in my own hands is a pain and a problem.
My life in God's Hands is a possibility and power!
- Author Unknown

Write While the Iron is Hot

While a call to action is definitive in the search for success, when the fire in you has risen and the heat is raging it is important to take an objective look at yourself and your situation. You must be able to step back and view the possibilities. Although passion is an invaluable asset for which we all yearn, it can also fuel a train on it's way to a wreck, sometimes blinding us to the possibilities before us.

We must also take note of our moments of passion because we may not experience that same mindset ever again, not to say that we won't experience a similar level of passion but certainly not in the same moment and under the same circumstances. This is why it is vital to take down our thoughts and feelings at that time, as this recording of our most exciting spiritual moments has a way of prolonging them.

"Write while the heat is in you. The writer who postpones the recording of his thoughts uses an iron which has cooled to burn a hole with. He cannot inflame the minds of his audience."
- Henry David Thoreau

That Thing Call FEAR

Fear does not have any special power unless you empower it by submitting to it.
- Les Brown

The fear of becoming a 'has-been' keeps some people from becoming anything.
- Eric Hoffer

To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
- Bertrand Russell

Fear clogs; faith liberates.
- Elbert Hubbard

A Series of Reflections Leading to Mother's Day I

As Mother's Day draws near, I decided to put up a series of reflections leading to that wondrous day. May each entry prepares your heart and posture towards these group of women who deserve so much but was given so little so often, so many times. Read on:

WHEN YOU WERE A BABY -
When you came into the world, she held you in her arms.
You thanked her by wailing like a banshee.
When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you.
You thanked her by crying all night long.
When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk.
You thanked her by running away when she called.
When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love.
You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.
When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons.
You thanked her by coloring the dining room table.
When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays.
You thanked her by plopping into the nearest pile of mud.
When you were 6 years old, she walked you to school.
You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING!"
When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball.
You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor's window.
When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream.
You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.
When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons.
You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old, she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastics to one birthday party after another.
You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies.
You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

More tomorrow...

A Definitive Purpose

Let's not fail our Maker by dwindling away our time, misusing our great talents and abilities. Everyone of us has deeply rooted talent and ability. But have you ever wonder, whether consciously or not, why it seem there are those who have been gifted far beyond the general public? Those are the people who have more than just talent and gifts. They have uncovered a definitive purpose for their life and created a roaring flame of desire to achieve it.

I believe talent deserves its credit, and that talent is a wondrous thing to observe as well as a spiritual experience; witnessing an Olympian achieve gold or admiring a master's painting. Talent is certainly noticeable. However, the source of this talent is not, at least not without believing. Within every one of us lies a spark whose only hope is to be fanned into a blazing inferno, a base desire to achieve and experience the greatest things in life. This almost unnatural sense of desire is revealed through a definitive purpose in our lives, a higher ideal that we connect to emotionally and spiritually; a single clear thought that defines us and our actions. I encourage you to take your time to find your purpose and begin fanning your flames of desire by focusing on that thought each and every moment you can.

"There is one quality that one must possess to win, and that is definiteness of purpose, the knowledge of what one wants and a burning desire to possess it."
-Napoleon Hill

"We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that intense desire creates not only its own opportunities, but its own talents."
-Eric Hoffer