I Must Not Fear

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me & through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

- Frank Herbert Dune

Mistakes

"Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessary to a worth while achievement."

- Henry Ford,
1863-1947,
American Industrialist

Taxed! Taxed! Taxed!

Your wages...................TAXED
Your groceries...............TAXED
Your company's profits.......TAXED
Your wine....................TAXED
Your bank account interest...TAXED
Your cigarettes..............TAXED
Your cigarette lighter............TAXED
Your property purchase.......TAXED
Your petrol..................TAXED
Your property income.........TAXED
Your car.....................TAXED
Your car mechanic.............TAXED
Your property sale...........TAXED
Your property agent.........TAXED
Your cappucino.................TAXED
Your stationary................TAXED
Your laptop......................TAXED
Your medical bill.............TAXED
Your medicine.................TAXED
Your death...................TAXED

Even after you die, the taxman's greedy fingers steal a percentage of whatever you've got left. Here they call it 'Estate Duty'.

It is scandalous how overtaxed we are here in the sunny island. No wonder that they say the 2 sure things in life are DEATH & TAXES!

10 Reasons Why A Vibrator is Better - R(A): 1/6

1.It understands if I’m suddenly no longer in the mood.
2. It would never dream of cheating on me.
3. It’s always ready, willing & able.
4. It’s never rough or angry.
5. It never gives me the silent treatment.
6. It never treats me like shit for no reason.
7. It never bosses me around.
8. It never stops doing what it’s doing, right when I’m about to come.
9. It costs very little to maintain.
10.It never hogs the remote.

Just One Chair?

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated, "...& in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

Today's One-liner Humor

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Ah Beng's Computer

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer & was using it when he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated & called the computer retailer for support.

Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help, but it's been over an hour & still nobody come & help me leh ?!"