King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Thursday, May 24, 2007

How to Double Your Money


Did you get the hint?

This might sound like a joke, but you won't be laughing if I am right.

Put the money back into your pocket...back into cash...stay safe...hold cash!

Correction Ahead! Siao Liao!! Siam Ah!!!

I see another big correction in the natural resource markets is coming. It may be tomorrow, next week, or next month. I don't know for sure when it will come, but it's coming. It might be as ugly as the correction we saw back in February, or it could even be steeper. Longer term, however, the natural resource bull markets are very much intact, & have much more to go on the upside. Right now, I just want you to be prepared for a possible correction.
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Overseas markets, especially those in Asia, are deeply intertwined with the bull market in natural resources. Hence, foreign markets are also vulnerable to a sharp sell off at any moment. Plus, plain & simple, they've gone up too far, too fast, & too furious! China's stock market performance has been literally out of this world — up 130.57% in 2006 and another 52.9% so far this year! Some said that if you (a mainland Chinese) are not invested or investing in the stock market in China, you are viewed as a social misfit! Talk about peer pressure.
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You can see why some of these markets need to blow off some excess speculation, & humble (or sober) some investors & traders, before prices can head much higher. China will probably lead the pack down again, just like it did in February. Mark my word. The road ahead is slippery!

Your Choice

We can throw stones, complain about them, stumble on them, climb over them, or build with them.

- William Arthur Ward

Why Finger is Better than the Cock - R(A): 1/10

1. You don't have to smile at them afterwards.
2. You don't have to get out of bed to fetch them.
3. They don't get tired before you do.
4. You always know where your fingers have been.
5. For variety, you have ten to choose from.
6. They are also useful *out* of bed.
7. You can stop if you want to.
8. Your fingers don't want to meet your family.
9. Your fingers don't get jealous.
10. Your fingers don't smell.

The Salary Axiom

The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes & just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

Today's One-liner Humor

At age 65 I'm bisexual. I said bye to sex.

Go Movie

Q: Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?

A: Because below 18 not allowed lah !