Correcting the First

Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first.

- Benjamin Franklin

Mixed Up Sample

A nun went for a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told her she was pregnant, she cried and said,

"Shit,we can't even trust cucumber anymore!"

Leave Your Comfort Zone

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover is yourself.

- Alan Alda

Salary & Period

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: YOUR SALARY.

It comes once a month;
last 3 –4 days;
and if it doesn't come, you are in deep trouble!

专属天使 - TANK

曲名：专属天使
歌手：TANK

我不会怪你
对我的伪装
天使在人间
是该藏好翅膀
人们愚蠢鲁莽
而你纤细善良
怎能让你
为了我被碰伤

小小的手掌
厚厚的温暖
你总能平复
我不安的夜晚
不敢想的梦想
透过你的眼光
我才看见
它原来在前方

没有谁能把你
抢离我身旁
你是我的
专属天使
唯我能独占

没有谁能取代
你在我心上
拥有一个
专属天使
我哪里还需要
别的愿望

小小的手掌
大大的力量
我一定也会
像你一样飞翔
你想去的地方
就是我的方向
有我保护
笑容尽管灿烂 woo...

要不是你出现
我一定还在沉睡
oh 绝望的以为
生命只有黑夜 Wo……Woo……

Vegetarian

A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce.

She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian, and yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth."

Power I Give

Nothing has any power over me other than that which I give it through my conscious thoughts.

- Anthony Robbins