I Know Kung Fu...

Yes... I know Karate too... and 47 other dangerous words...

So don't mess with me....or else...WAHHHHHH TAHHHHHHH!!!!

Someone to Listen To

People starts talking to me. They pretend they needed advice, but actually they just want someone to listen to them.

- An American Psychologist

Addiction to Winning

"I am addicted to winning. When you are in the red zone, you got to score."

-An unnamed Football Coach

Contract Law

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"

The student replied, "Here's an orange."

The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"

The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him 'I hereby give & convey to you all & singular, my estate & interests, rights, claim, title, claim & advantages of & in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, & seeds, & all rights & advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze & otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with & without the pulp, juice, rind & seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'"

Okay...someone please kill him for me. I pay you $20K.

Confidence and Dreams

"Every dream has a beginning."

- Tagline of the movie Goal! (2006)

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"The only one who can tell me I'm not good enough is you. And even then I may not agree with you."

- Munez to his Coach

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If you like rags-to-riches fairy tales, you'll love this movie. Santiago Munez struggles to make his dream come true much to the disappointment of his father. Leaving his life behind, Munez boards a plane & heads to English Football Club Newcastle United. The trials & tribulations that Munez faces as he tries to achieve his dream will test every fiber of his being.

“Goal!” is basically like every other sports film before it, as a young hero does all he can to make it in the big league. Sports films are like romantic comedies we have seen the same thing a million times but that doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy the journey. This is a beautiful film that focuses much on themes like integrity, honesty, discipline, friendship & love.

Challenge the Unknown

Why do people persist in a dissatisfying relationship, unwilling either to work toward solutions or end it & move on? It's because they know changing will lead to the unknown, & most people believe that the unknown will be much more painful than what they're already experiencing.

- Anthony Robbins
Author & Peak Performance Expert

Why Finger is Better than the Cock - R(A): 2/10

1. Your fingers won't just fall asleep afterwards.
2. Your fingers don't want you to meet *their* family.
3. You don't get jealous of your fingers.
4. Your fingers don't mind if you fall asleep afterwards.
5. Your fingers won't let you down.
6. Your fingers don't want to watch a football match instead.
7. Your mother won't critisize your fingers.
8. You can't get pregnant from your fingers.
9. Your fingers don't need batteries.
10. People aren't surprised to find you have them.