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The Husband of a pregnant wife was thinking of buying insurance for his unborn baby.
So he asked Great Eastern and the agent said,
"Don't worry, man, we'll provide insurance right from the basket to the casket !"
The man was impressed but thought that he should probably seek another opinion.
He then approached Prudential.
The agent replied, "Oh, we have a new insurance policy which can protect your unborn child from the womb right up to the tomb !"
The man was stunned but thought that maybe all salesmen liked to bullshit.
So he decided to see the agent from AIA. He told the AIA agent what Prudential and Great Eastern had to offer. The AIA agent then think for a while and then said "Tell you something, we've one that is even better than Great Eastern or Prudential.
We'll insure your child from time of your ejaculation till your child's resurrection !"

Wah! Brother AIA, you win lah...you must be the Christian insurance agent...