Ah Beng the Inspector

Ah Beng went for a job interview as a police inspector. The officer asked Ah Beng, "What is 1 & 1?"

Ah Beng replied, "Aiya . . . so simplur . . .eleven lah!"

The officer asked again, "Which two days of the week start with the letter-T?"

Ah Beng replied, "alamak . . . so easy . . .today & tomorrow lor!"

Satisfied with the answers, the officer asked, "Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Ah Beng couldn't answer the question, so he replied, "eh . . . don't know leh!"

The officer said, "Well, why don't you work on that & come back when you have the answer?"

Ah Beng left happily & met Ah Lian who was waiting to hear the results of the interview.

"Hoe say liao ! First day on the job . . . I oreddy working on a murder case!"