Ah Beng went for a job interview as a police inspector. The officer asked Ah Beng, "What is 1 & 1?"
Ah Beng replied, "Aiya . . . so simplur . . .eleven lah!"
The officer asked again, "Which two days of the week start with the letter-T?"
Ah Beng replied, "alamak . . . so easy . . .today & tomorrow lor!"
Satisfied with the answers, the officer asked, "Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Ah Beng couldn't answer the question, so he replied, "eh . . . don't know leh!"
The officer said, "Well, why don't you work on that & come back when you have the answer?"
Ah Beng left happily & met Ah Lian who was waiting to hear the results of the interview.
"Hoe say liao ! First day on the job . . . I oreddy working on a murder case!"
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
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