Difficult Question: Am I fat?
While the correct answer is No, I must add that guys must answer this question like it's a reflex (such as blinking your eyes when dust gets in)
Points awarded: +5 points
Another way to score is to look into her eyes for 1.8 seconds, frown a little & say, "NO. Why would you ever think that?"
Points awarded: +10 points.
If you hesitate before you answer, & then answer NO
Points awarded: -15 points (becos you hesitated, so it means you're lying)
If you look her up & down before you answer, & you answer NO
Points awarded: -25 points (becos you're supposed to know her body so well that you should know whether she is fat or not when she asks you)
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
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