Why Finger is Better than the Cock - R(A): 3/10

1. They don't shrink afterwards.
2. You always have them with you.
3. You can chew on them when you are nervous.
4. You can use more than 1 at a time.
5. They are agile.
6. They'll never leave you.
7. You don't have to make your fingers coffee in the morning.
8. You can also use them to clean the wax out of your ears.
9. They want to when you want to.
10. They don't take up half the bed at night.