Difficult Question: That girl is very pretty right?
Note that this question is the same as, "Is your Ex pretty?"
"Nay, not really."
- No extra points (it is expected of you to answer like this)
"Compared to you? No way." either
+10 points (cos she will think you really feel that she is much more prettier than That Girl)
or
-10 points (cos she will think you really feel that girl is really pretty, juz not prettier than her).
(Look at her in a puzzled manner) "What girl??"
+30 points. For obvious reasons.
On the other hand, if you say:
"Ok lah."
-10 points (cos you think she is pretty but don't wanna admit it)
"Yeah."
-105 points (& she will sulk for the rest of the night)
"Are you kidding? She's gorgeous."
-800 points (& you need to spend the next one year pacifying her).
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
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