A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Ans: No...35 children are enough!
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in the account already?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars in the sky, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why are there still apes if people evolved from apes?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why and how do those dead insects get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why do we say "It's all right" when we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping trolley then apologizes for doing so. Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Why is it that you never hear father-in-law jokes? Pls comment if you have answers to any of these "Why".
If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section...Buy a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you...Buy a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it...Buy a dog
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want...Buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...Buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...Buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually...Buy a dog.
But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...Then................. ........................Buy a cat !!!(You thought I was talking about a man didn't you?)
Let others lead small lives, but not you. Let others argue over small things, but not you. Let others cry over small hurts, but not you. Let others leave their future in someone else's hands, but not you.Lifestyle is the art of discovering ways to live uniquely.Some people have learned to earn well, but they haven't learned to live well.Earn as much money as you possibly can and as quickly as you can. The sooner you get money out of the way, the sooner you will be able to get to the rest of your problems in style.
- Jim Rohn
