Difficult Questions (Part 3)

Difficult Question: If me & your mum fall into the ocean, who will you rescue huh?

Personally, I hate this question & I don't think any self-respecting girl should ever ask your guy that.

"You"
+5 points

"You, of course" or "You, without a doubt"
+20 points

"My mom"
-30 points

"My mom, of course"
-150 points

Oh, & just so you know, when such questions are asked, girls expect to be answered in very serious manner cos these are supposed to be serious questions. If you answer with a laugh saying she must be joking & such, ==> - 80 points (cos you dont take her seriously.)

Yeah, it's tough being a guy. But it's no piece of cake being a woman either.

Difficult Questons (Part 2)

Difficult Question: That girl is very pretty right?

Note that this question is the same as, "Is your Ex pretty?"


"Nay, not really."
- No extra points (it is expected of you to answer like this)

"Compared to you? No way." either
+10 points (cos she will think you really feel that she is much more prettier than That Girl)
or
-10 points (cos she will think you really feel that girl is really pretty, juz not prettier than her).

(Look at her in a puzzled manner) "What girl??"
+30 points. For obvious reasons.

On the other hand, if you say:

"Ok lah."
-10 points (cos you think she is pretty but don't wanna admit it)

"Yeah."
-105 points (& she will sulk for the rest of the night)

"Are you kidding? She's gorgeous."
-800 points (& you need to spend the next one year pacifying her).

Difficult Questions (Part 1)

Difficult Question: Am I fat?

While the correct answer is No, I must add that guys must answer this question like it's a reflex (such as blinking your eyes when dust gets in)

Points awarded: +5 points

Another way to score is to look into her eyes for 1.8 seconds, frown a little & say, "NO. Why would you ever think that?"

Points awarded: +10 points.

If you hesitate before you answer, & then answer NO

Points awarded: -15 points (becos you hesitated, so it means you're lying)

If you look her up & down before you answer, & you answer NO

Points awarded: -25 points (becos you're supposed to know her body so well that you should know whether she is fat or not when she asks you)

An Honest Day Brings Progress

In the final analysis there is no solution to man's progress but the day's honest work, the day's honest decisions, the day's generous utterances & the day's good deed.

- Clare Booth Luce

Friendship is Like...

Why Finger is Better than the Cock - R(A): 3/10

1. They don't shrink afterwards.
2. You always have them with you.
3. You can chew on them when you are nervous.
4. You can use more than 1 at a time.
5. They are agile.
6. They'll never leave you.
7. You don't have to make your fingers coffee in the morning.
8. You can also use them to clean the wax out of your ears.
9. They want to when you want to.
10. They don't take up half the bed at night.

Ah Beng the Inspector

Ah Beng went for a job interview as a police inspector. The officer asked Ah Beng, "What is 1 & 1?"

Ah Beng replied, "Aiya . . . so simplur . . .eleven lah!"

The officer asked again, "Which two days of the week start with the letter-T?"

Ah Beng replied, "alamak . . . so easy . . .today & tomorrow lor!"

Satisfied with the answers, the officer asked, "Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Ah Beng couldn't answer the question, so he replied, "eh . . . don't know leh!"

The officer said, "Well, why don't you work on that & come back when you have the answer?"

Ah Beng left happily & met Ah Lian who was waiting to hear the results of the interview.

"Hoe say liao ! First day on the job . . . I oreddy working on a murder case!"