Negative Energies

"Why was I not told,
that in my brain I hold,
in one tiny ivory cell,
both God's Heaven and God's Hell?'

-Oscar Wilde

'The cells in the various organs of our bodies will give up & die because they cannot stand the treatment they are often given by the imposition of limiting beliefs. Our cells were not intended to be bombarded with such negative energies as doubt, worry or fear. Whatever impairs these cells will also impair the digestive fluids &, as a result, the nutrition of the body is affected."

- Thomas Edison

My Instinctual Variant Test Results

It's interesting to know so many tests have been designed to try to understand so little of so complex a being as we humans. A friend of mine have been bothered by his "weirdness" lately & decided to seek out some answers from a battery of tests. Here's one he tried. The scores are mine, though.

Check it out here

The Instinctual Variant Theory holds that your instinctual drives can be divided into three forces (or clusters). The Sexual force drives you to seek closeness, like you would experience in a strong romantic relationship or a close friendship. The Social force drives you to consider the wider community, where you & others stand, what everyone thinks/feels/needs of you & what you think/feel/need of them. The Self Preservation force drives you to maintain individual concerns - security, health, comfort, etc.. Each person will have a different mix of these three variants. Your results suggest the following mix:

Sexual - 86%
Social - 62%
Self Preservation - 90%

Well, as expected, I scored low on Social & High on Sexual & Self Preservation. That would be me, for now. Or at least the one who designed this test thinks that would be me...for now.

10 Reasons Why a Vibrator is Better - R(A): 4/6

1. It has manners.
2. It is never insensitive or crude.
3. It doesn’t bring up all its other lovers.
4. It never tells me the same boring conquest story over & over.
5. It never watches sports on TV.
6. It never goes out & has revenge sex.
7. It has attachments that come in various sizes & colors to meet ALL my needs.
8. It is always there when I need it.
9. It likes ME best, not its car, team or mother.
10. Its better sex that any sex I ever had with a man & it never minds if I have a man join in on the fun.

Today's One-liner Humor

If a "fatal" error is made with the E-mail I sent, does that mean I killed somebody?

Ah Beng Spell-Checking

Q: After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original. Why?

A: For spelling mistakes.