Sex Life Sucks

A guy was talking with his friend in a bar and told him, "My sex life sucks, just when things start to get good my wife gets tired and just quits".

His friends said, "I used to have the same problem but then I went out and bought a gun and put blank bullets in it."

The first guy said, "How does that help?", and his friend said, "When my wife gets tired and starts to slow down I fire it and she gets so scared her adrenaline gets going and she'll fuck all night."

So the first guy said I'm going to try it, and he did. He came back to the bar a couple weeks later and his friend said, "Where have you been? Did you try it?" and he says, "Yes, I tried it. I got home, put the gun under my pillow, and started to fuck my wife. Well, we were in the middle of some 69 and she got tired and started to stop so I shot it off.

His friend said, "So what happened?"

"She bit my dick off, shit in my face, and a naked man jumped out of my closet with his hands in the air."

Mistakes - Learn & Let Go

The famous Italian actress Sophia Loren is quoted as saying, "Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life".
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Most people are afraid to try new things in life because they think it will be a mistake or they will fail. Mistakes are part of a learning process. If you make a mistake, own up to it and correct it. You will know what you will need to do the next time.
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I know and admit I am not perfect. I have made mistakes along the way. I've made mistakes with investing in stocks; mistakes in schools; mistakes in relationships. I took the bumps but I came back better, stronger and made more. This is just part of life. One shouldn't dwell on these mistakes. Learn from your mistakes and keep moving forward.
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I have also learned to let go ... of the mistakes of others. A friend of mine pointed out that if I hang on to issues tightly, like grabbing a handful of sand with a clinched fist, I can hold little in it. But if I learn to let go gently and scope up a handful of sand, it can hold more (life).
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I leave you with the famous words of Oscar Wilde: "Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes".
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Yes, I will learn from my mistakes.
Yes, I will let go of other's mistakes, and learn from theirs too!

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PS: Sophia Loren (born September 20, 1934) is a motion picture and stage, Academy Award-winning actress, widely considered to be the most popular Italian actress.

The Tongue Cuts

The tongue is not steele, yet it cuts.
- George Herbert