Correcting the First

Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first.

- Benjamin Franklin

Mixed Up Sample

A nun went for a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told her she was pregnant, she cried and said,

"Shit,we can't even trust cucumber anymore!"