King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Make it Pretty, Please!

Women asked God to make the penis pretty.

GOD said" No way! Now as it is, the penis is so ugly & you still suck it. If I make it pretty you'll eat it up!!

Destined to be

If you're born to be hanged then you'll never be drowned.

A French Proverb