What Kind Are You?

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA.

Suddenly, the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over he question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I ?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

Moral of the story: NEVER INSULT ANYONE

其实还爱你 - 阿沁

歌曲：其实还爱你
歌手：阿沁

我讨厌阴天的风
冷得那么刺痛
只有你
能够抚平所有的寂寞
昨天的风筝在角落
被谁丢到了路口
我很不想让你
找到离开的理由

每一夜闭上眼睛
我看到了恶梦
你微笑
但是旁边的人不是我
天空切开一道裂缝
直接割到我心中
不想装作脆弱
也不想爱得懦弱

其实我非常爱你
不想失去你
难道我没有权利
说我不愿意
你给了他的吻
虽然只有余温
可知道我多渴望
抓住你的心

我知道他很爱你
你怕他伤心
我每天假装开心
害怕你离去
可不可以任性
求求你不要去
藏在我心里
最后一句
其实还爱你

可不可以任性
求求你不要去
藏在我心里
最后一句
其实还爱你