Sex in the Dark

"Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp, only to discover a cucumber in his hand.

Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 10 years!?!"

"Honey! Let me explain!"

"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed.

"You impotent SOB!!"

"Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted,"Maybe you'd care to explain our 2 kids!!!"

Riches & Poverty

Riches cause arrogance; poverty, meekness.

A German Proverb

Stumble Over Truth

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing has happened."

- Winston Churchill