Love Letter

My Dear Wife,

Your love lights up my life. Although I know I am the romantic type, I sometimes forget to be romantic. I realize that so often romance gets lost in the shuffle of our eveyday lives. But right now, I want to make plan to enjoy a wonderful evening with you, just the two of us. Let's play some romantic music. Let's light some of those scented candles . Let's dim the houselight a bit. Let's scatter some of those rose petals. You know what, my love, there is something very special about the warm glow of your skin under the candlelight. I love the way it casts a rosy reflection across your pretty complexion.

Let's take lots of time to relax and simply enjoy the soft romantic light and atmosphere. We can talk quietly and intimatley, just enjoying each other's presence. I love watching your eyes, luminescent and warm in the flickering candlelight.

Because I Love You,
Your Husband.

Sex Education

"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework, literally".
- Bill Cosby

Parenting

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. I am referring to the parents.
- Bill Cosby

The Greatest Salesman in the World

"I will persist until I succeed.
I was not delivered into this world into defeat, nor does failure course in my veins.
I am not a sheep waiting to be prodded by a shepherd.
I am a lion and I refuse to talk, to walk, to sleep with sheep.
The slaughterhouse of failure is not my destiny.
I will persist until I succeed".

- Og Mandino,
From 'The Greatest Salesman In The World'.

The Female Brain

No offense. I only copy and paste.

Come on...can't you take a little joke?

Toyota QX 4320Y - The Ultimate Driving Machine!

This police car was spotted outside my office on 18 Sept 2006.

Never really witness this kind of parallel parking.

A public display of private convictions -

"I will park where I like, how I like, when I like, cannot arh!".

Witness the superb skills, excellent control, solid judgement...

"Mow Tuck Teng" man!
Mr Stubborn Policeman: You win lah...You are the Ultimate Driving Machine!

Truth is: This is really embarassing; "Lau Kwee"... "Mah Loo"! Shame on you!

What do you think? Any comments?

What Others Said about Stupidity

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
- Bill Cosby

It is against stupidity in every shape and form that we have to wage our eternal battle. But how can we wonder at the want of sense on the part of those who have had no advantages, when we see such plentiful absence of that commodity on the part of those who have had all the advantages?
- William Booth

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.
- Albert Camus

Two things are infinite:
the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind;
the lawyer all the wickedness;
the theologian all the stupidity.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Get this Order Right

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