My First Time with eBay!

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Just signed up my new ebay account. Never really bid anything before but thought of browsing around. Then this golf driver caught my attention:

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Min Bid: S$50.

My bid: S$50.

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Just trying my luck. I need another driver, anyway. Let you know later ...

Cock & Balls

COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party.

BALLS said: You big fucking liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE!

The Greatest Strength

He is greatest whose strength carries up the most hearts by the attraction of his own.

Henry Ward Beecher