宽容

歌曲：宽容
歌手：张信哲
专辑：宽容

凌晨两点半
你还在我身旁
关上电话
我不想和谁再多说话
爱着你的我
认真听你说的每句话

凌晨两点半
你不在我身旁
讨厌自己
为何还要这样的牵挂
爱着你的我
无法隐瞒自己对你的想法

你说你想要找个宽厚的肩膀
问自己
带你到什么地方
看着明天
告诉我你不会紧张
跟着我海角和天涯

我说我想要找个避风的港湾
谢谢你陪我到任何地方
你的宽容
还有我温柔的包容
没有泪的夜晚是天堂

凌晨两点半
你不在我身旁
讨厌自己
为何还要这样的牵挂
爱着你的我
无法隐瞒自己对你的想法

你说你想要找个宽厚的肩膀
问自己带你到什么地方
看着明天告诉我你不会紧张
跟着我海角和天涯
我说我想要找个避风的港湾
谢谢你陪我到任何地方
你的宽容
还有我温柔的包容
没有泪的夜晚是天堂

我说我想要找个避风的港湾
谢谢你陪我到任何地方
你的宽容
还有我温柔的包容
没有泪的夜晚是天堂

Jesus is Watching You

A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage.

He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes."

He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses."

The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"

The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".