King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Drown It!

Woman: Doctor, an ant entered my vagina, please take it out.

Doctor removes her panties and start making love .

Woman: What are you doing?

Doctor: This is the only way to drown the bastard!

Confidence Comes From ...

Confidence doesn't come out of nowhere. It's a result of something. Hours and days and weeks and years of constant work and dedication.

Roger Staubach