King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Saturday, January 31, 2009

My First Movie of the Year 2009 - Inkheart

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"Every Story Written is just Waiting to Become Real"
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Mo Folchart (Brendan Fraiser) is a "Silvertongue" -- one of a rare few who can "read" characters out of books and bring them to life. Sadly, he discovers this trait one night while entertaining his wife Resa (Sienna Guillory) and their daughter Meggie (Eliza Bennett). While indulging in a passage from the fantasy novel Inkheart, he unleashes fire juggler Dustfinger (Paul Bettany) while accidentally sending his spouse into the tome. Now, 10 years later, Mo is still looking to save her, even though his efforts have let loose more fictional faces from the book, including evil master thief Capricorn (Andy Serkis). But the criminal is not content with being a viable member of the real world. He wants to rule all of mankind, and wants Mo to help him in this horrible pursuit.
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It's a conceit of the movie that, whenever a Silvertongue releases something from the world of books, someone disappears from the real-life world and enters the world of story. The last time he read characters into the world, his wife disappeared! Some viewers may be hoping that their mother-in-laws disappeared instead!
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Unfortunately, there are two negative consequences of this switch-and-subtract story element. The first, of lesser importance, is that it introduces a logistics problem that is never resolved. What happens to the people who are stuck in the fantasy world? Do they get to influence the world of fantasy and change the course of literature?
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The second, a much deeper problem, is that the device takes the one imaginative and potentially delightful aspect of the film - the prospect of story characters coming to life - and subdues it.
What we're left with is hardly inspired. Twelve years after the disappearance of his wife, Silvertongue is pursued by the wicked characters he released. They need his reading powers to loose yet more evil beings from the underworld, and once they capture him and his now-teenage daughter, the movie adopts the typical contours and landscape of an action movie.
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Yet "Inkheart" is even worse than most action movies in that it keeps a toe in whimsy, and this turns the film into an unpleasant hybrid - a children's fantasy in which everything has a sour cast, an action movie in which nothing is to be taken seriously. There's no heart, no working metaphor to the story.
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Helen Mirren turns up as Fraser's aunt, an outspoken bookworm. Midway through the movie, the aunt announces that she is going home and leaving the adventure. Later, she makes a perfunctory reappearance. Fact is, hers was probably the most striking character of all the cast!
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Playwright David Lindsay-Abaire penned the bigscreen adaptation of German author Cornelia Funke's fantasy novel, the first of a trilogy. "Inkspell" was published last fall, and "Inkdawn" will be out next year.

Family Tree of Wing Chun Boxing

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To all the Ip Man fans and Wing Chun fans :)

Life Consists of ...

Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Credit Suisse's Prediction Bad for SPGs

I read from the Straits Times today that according to a new report from Credit Suisse, it was predicted that an astonishing 300,000 jobs could be lost in Singapore this year and next. Most of the workers to lose jobs would be foreigners, who...would then have to leave Singapore, which...would then lead to a decline in Singapore's population.

Less foreigners can be bad news for a lot of things here, among them, our SPGs (aka Sarong Party Girls). In the first place, I am not even sure if there is going to be a lot of partying going forward in the light of the economic crisis. They can still keep their sarongs, though...No? You mean their boyfriends also steal it and bring home with them?

You see, soon, many SPGs' "ang-moh" boyfriends will be leaving Singapore, some for good. Some just leave. Some leave a mess. Our SPGs have a few choices: Follow them whenever their boyfriends go, no more boyfriends, or find new ones. Life goes on, right, girls?

But I am afraid the party music may be fading.

You see, those foreigners who missed the axe, the remaining few (aka "remainers"), will most likely have their pay slashed, their work hours lengthened due to fewer colleagues in the office, or just covering that poor bastard that got axe hours ago.

These "remainers" will be pressured to work hard and not screw up the tiniest bit, least their turn to get chopped. So they work harder, come in earlier (which means no more late nights at the pubs with you SPGs), more on the ball during work time (means no more long lunches with you SPGs) or some secret escapee here and there during work hours.

In short, those remainers will have little or no time for their SPGs girlfriends.

In addition, the remainers will probably cut down on their use-to-be heavy spendings, on themselves? No! On their SPGs of course! Less flowers, less or no more Tiffany (Poh Heng may be a good alternative since gold price is quite soft now, among other things, you know), less high-end restaurants.

On the contrary, these remainers may have to downgrade from condos to HDBs, from private clubs to public pools, cars to motorcycles, gym memberships to a jog in Bishan Park. They may even consider the possibility of "digging" into the reserves of ...thier SPGs. Afterall, they should have some reserve right, shouldn't they? Most of them have enjoyed all-expensed-paid-for dates and trips. They should have some savings, hopefully. Savings is a no-brainer thingy, you know what I mean. Or did they just saved the underwears and polo-shirts of their boyfriends at home only? Not much worth though...

But all is not lost, my dear SPGs. You see, your current "ang-moh" boyfriends will not have the flare and fare to woo other SPGs liao. He will have no choice but to stick with the current loser SPG, till the next one is available. He will be less incline to have more than one "pet" because cat food is expansive! No pounds and pennies, no pets and pussies. After all, the SPGs are just their extra-curriculum activities, and extra curriculum needs extra...CASH! That can be done away for the time being.

Another good news for the SPGs. Since oil price is still low, and travel costs have drastically decreased, what better time than now to go buy a ticket on-line and fly to your boyfriends homeland, whenever it may be. Less SPGs here may not be a bad idea after all, and you will be the exotic foreign talent elsewhere. Good bye, and good luck to you. You won't be missed.

Okay, I may be joking about this whole thing at the expense of my expat friends. I apologise. If you are reading this, I hope it does not imply you. I just can't help letting my mind wonder off to the absurd eventuality as I ponder about my usual daily readings. It is not personal. Don't kill me even it is true about your life right now, whether you are that expat or the ...SPG!

Take A Step Forward...

If you have a great ambition, take as big a step as possible in the direction of fulfilling it. The step may only be a tiny one, but trust that it may be the largest one possible for now.

Mildred Mcafee


Recently, a lot of my friends got retrenched or laid off. The economic crisis is not abating and many of them are looking into other industries for jobs. Some of them are in their mid thirties. To this group, the change in job scope and industries can be a major challenge and paradigm shift.

I hope this quote from Mildred will encourage their hearts :)

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Believe in Yourself? Half the truth only :)

Last night, I was at a company function and heard someone said, "After tomorrow, the White House will no longer be white"... haha. It brought the house down!

Today, Mr Obama took over and sworn in as the 44th President of the USA.

Many people asked: "Can Obama deliver"? Last week, I came across an interesting USA TODAY/ Gallup Poll. It seems that there are stratospheric expectations for Obama. A majority of those surveyed say Obama will be able to achieve every one of 10 major campaign promises. Every - Single - One!

I don't want to dampen hopes, and I'm not quoting this to make any predictions. But reading this poll just made me think to myself:

Why people often count on others to make changes or to deliver results?
How come it's easier for people to believe in someone they haven't met to make change in their lives, and yet they find it so hard to believe in themselves?

Isn't it time you believed in YOURSELF to make the change you want to see this year? But wait, that's not the reason why I blog this here. Believing in yourself is only half the equation.

Yes, you should believe in others sometimes, but there is One that you should believe in and put your hope and future in EVERYTIME - the LORD Jesus!

You see, those who quote that you should believe in yourself is only half correct. To me, believing in the One who changes not and who does not fail nor falter holds much more confidence than placing my trust in someone, met or not met, near or half way across the globe.

Who do you place your confidence in this year?

The Ultimate Measure of a Man

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

Martin Luther King, Jr.
1929-1968,
American Civil Rights Leader

Rise with the Occasion

"The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion."

Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865)
16th President of the United States