King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Fools Detector

By much laughter you detect the fool.

- A Latin Proverb

Son of a Bitch!!!

A sixteen year old girl went to a priest for confession.

"Father, I called a guy son of a bitch yesterday."

"Why did you do that?" asked the priest.

"He touched my hand without my permission," replied the girl.

"Like this?" The priest touched her arm.

"Yes father."

"That is no reason to call him a son of a bitch." said the priest.

"He touched my breast too, father."

"Like this?" The priest touched her breast.

"Yes, father."

"That is still no reason for you to call him a son of a bitch." said the priest.

"He then took off my clothes!" said the girl.

"Like this?" The priest then took off her clothes.

"Yes, father." said the girl.

"That's too bad." said the priest, "But that is still no reason for you to call him son of a bitch."

"He then plugged his thing in my thing."

"Like this?" The priest then plugged his thing in her thing.

After catching her breath, the girl answered, "Yes, father."

"You still should not have called him a son of a bitch." said the priest.

"But father.."said the girl "..he has AIDS."

"SON OF A BITCH!!!" exclaimed the priest.