King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

If I Had My Life to Live Over

Note: Erma Bombeck needed an organ transplant, & even though she could have been moved to the head of the waiting list, due to her prominence & wealth (like Mickey Mantle), she refused to do such, & subsequently, died from organ failure.

IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by Erma Bombeck

I would have talked less & listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.
I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room & worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.
I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth.
I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased & sprayed.
I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.
I would have sat on the lawn with my children & not worried about grass stains.
I would have cried & laughed less while watching television & more while watching life.
I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband.
I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.
I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or was guaranteed to last a lifetime.
Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished every moment & realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.
When my kids kissed me impetuously, I would never have said, "Later. Now go get washed up for dinner."
There would have been more "I love you's". more "I'm sorry's", but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute, look at it & really see it, live it, & never give it back.
Stop sweating the small stuff. Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.
Instead, let's cherish the relationships we have with those who do love us. Let's think about what we HAVE.
And what we are doing each day to promote ourselves mentally, physically, emotionally, as well as spiritually.
Life is too short to let it pass you by. We only have one shot at this & then it's gone.
I hope you all have a blessed day.

In memory of Erma Bombeck who lost her fight with cancer.

To Stay or To Quit?

If I won the lottery this month, I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. Why should I?

I would rather stay & make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first.

Afraid of the Devil?

A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews & talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming & running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Satan walked up to the old man & said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY... for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope."

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

Never Trust A Lawyer; Never!

A doctor & a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car & offered him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepted & handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it & put it away.

"Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.

"Sure, after the police leave," replied the lawyer.

Join the Navy

Having passed the enlistment physical, Ah Seng was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, young man?"

"My father said it'd be a good idea, sir."

"Oh? And what does your father do?"

"He is stuck in the Army, sir."

Be A Contrarian

You want to know how to make big money in the markets? Be early.

By picking up on a trend in its infancy, you're able to position your portfolio when that trend explodes onto the front pages of the nation's business sections. Then, when mainstream investors pile in, you'll be there to sell to them.

The same goes for protecting yourself from suffering big losses. If everyone around you is losing their minds & buying everything in sight, but you perceive that conditions are starting to change, you don't want to wait. You want to sell with both hands & squirrel away your cash. Then, when the mainstream guys finally see what you saw months earlier & sell in a panic, you'll be ready to jump in & scoop up the bargains of a lifetime!

Now, it's not always easy to stay ahead of the crowd. You can be too early. Other times, you may spot what appears to be a trend only to find out you were wrong. But sometimes, all the signposts are there, & based on the risk-reward trade-off, it's far better to be early than late. I believe now may be one of those times.

My call: Jump off the REIT bandwagon!!! Here's why:

REITs go from laggards to leaders (to laggards). They are like corporate landlords. They own & operate all kinds of properties, such as apartment buildings, office property, shopping malls, & industrial warehouses. They take the income generated from rents & pay out most of it in the form of dividends to shareholders. Over the past few years, REITs have been stellar investments. Indeed, the commercial REITs kicked the snot out of the DJIA. And REITs really outperformed once you factor in dividend reinvestment!

But I think a sea of change in market sentiment will alter the rosy outlook in the REITs & signal a turning tide for them.

First, we've been experiencing a wild bout of commercial real estate takeovers recently. If you thought individual investors lost their minds flipping condos a couple years ago, you should see what the big-money commercial guys are doing now. The Blackstone Group bought a large REIT earlier this year for $39 billion. Within a few weeks, it turned around & sold many of the buildings it had just bought for more than $22 billion. Bloomberg estimated the profit from this colossal "flip" at $2 billion. That's not the kind of thing you see in the early stages of a boom. It's what you see at the tail end of a bubble!

Second, the valuations of commercial properties are getting absurd. Investment banks, pension funds, & even investors flush with cash are paying an arm, a leg, & maybe even a torso on building purchases. Prices on some cities have surpassed the $2,000-per-square foot threshold. One common valuation measure for commercial property is the capitalization rate, or "cap" rate. You compute it by dividing the net operating income a property throws off by its purchase price. Cap rates are plunging as prices soar, a sign commercial property is being richly valued. That, in turn, is a major red flag!

Third, lenders are doing the same dumb things with commercial mortgages that they did with residential mortgages! Just this week, a warning on risk in commercial mortgages had been issued. It said: "Low interest rates & an abundance of investment capital have led to heady times for buyers & sellers of office buildings, hotels & other income-producing property. Buildings have traded at record prices & loan terms have become increasingly generous, with many buyers putting little or no equity into the deals."

The warning goes on to talk about how ratings agencies that grade bonds backed by pools of commercial mortgages are seeing several warning signs in commercial deals. Among them:
"Lenders are handing out many more interest-only loans than in the past … building owners are making overly optimistic forecasts of future rent growth … & landlords aren't setting aside large enough reserves for taxes, insurance, & other costs."

Do you know: residential mortgage defaults are soaring, residential foreclosures are skyrocketing, & residential subprime lenders are going out of business left & right because they made too many high-risk residential mortgages. Yet everyone's assuming all these high-risk commercial mortgages will work out just fine!

Fourth & final, cracks are staring to appear in a key sub-sector of the REIT market; the multifamily, or apartment, industry. Speculators snapped up homes, town homes, and condos during the housing bubble in the hopes of flipping them quickly for a profit. Now, they can't sell, so they're dumping them on the rental market.

The next big leg down could be fast approaching. If you've got a stake in this segment of the housing market, I urge you to act accordingly. There is just too much excess money & credit floating around out there. It's causing a series of "rolling bubbles." Residential real estate had its turn in 2001-2005, & since about 2003, commercial real estate has been experiencing its own private mania. But a turn may finally be at hand, for all the reasons discussed.

So, if you're invested in REITs, dump them now. Valuations are at record highs while financing risk is through the roof. I will cut back my exposure in them, or think about getting out of these stocks altogether. And don't say that I never say, didn't say, or haven't say hor.

Ah Beng at the Bar

At a bar in New York, the man sitting next to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE".

His companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".

The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"

Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED"

Wrong Sex Application - R(A)


Set a High Standard & Expectation

"Let us be about setting high standards for life, love, creativity, and wisdom. If our expectations in these areas are low, we are not likely to experience wellness. Setting high standards make every day and every decade worth looking forward to."

- Greg Anderson
Author of the book The 22 Non-Negotiable Laws of Wellness

Choose our Perspective

"If your present circumstances feel dark, troublesome or too difficult to manage & you feel enveloped in shadow, remember that every shadow is cast by light. Through that shadow lies an obstacle in your life, beyond which shines that light. You can strain your eyes trying to make sense of the obstacle or the circumstance around you, soaked in darkness, or you can save your sight & give yourself some words of optimism & hope. Before every dawn is a deep twilight.

We have the option of choosing our perspective, especially in the most difficult of times. This is our truest & most valuable tool in leading a successful life."

- John Kanary