A Few More and I am done...I promise!

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx

Military what?

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
- Groucho Marx

I agreed. You can have military or intelligence. You can't have both.

Wonderful Institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
- Groucho Marx

Keeping receipt

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
- Groucho Marx

Man - Get the "behind" order right.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- Groucho Marx

Seeing Through a Woman?

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- Groucho Marx

What is a Hospital Bed?

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
- Groucho Marx