Choice vs Chance

It's choice - not chance - that determines your destiny.

Jean Nidetch

Sick & Exhausted

A lady visited her doctor again.

Doctor: You look more sick & exhausted then before. Are you having 3 meals a day as I advised?

Lady: What? I thought you said 3 MALES a day!!!!

Learning From Experience

There is only on thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience.

Archibald Mcleish

PS: Wah..., chim !?

Drown It!

Woman: Doctor, an ant entered my vagina, please take it out.

Doctor removes her panties and start making love .

Woman: What are you doing?

Doctor: This is the only way to drown the bastard!

Confidence Comes From ...

Confidence doesn't come out of nowhere. It's a result of something. Hours and days and weeks and years of constant work and dedication.

Roger Staubach

Make it Pretty, Please!

Women asked God to make the penis pretty.

GOD said" No way! Now as it is, the penis is so ugly & you still suck it. If I make it pretty you'll eat it up!!

Destined to be

If you're born to be hanged then you'll never be drowned.

A French Proverb